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okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

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ktullynax:

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vy2cool:

kristrauma:

Not sure you all know this, but Ramsay returned to Amy’s Baking Company, and that episode airs in 6 days (April 11, 2014) 

IT’S AIRING ON MY BIRTHDAY??? THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT EVER

HE WENT BACK?!

Ohhh boyyy

ktullynax:

narcolepticbunny:

vy2cool:

kristrauma:

Not sure you all know this, but Ramsay returned to Amy’s Baking Company, and that episode airs in 6 days (April 11, 2014) 

IT’S AIRING ON MY BIRTHDAY??? THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT EVER

HE WENT BACK?!

Ohhh boyyy

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lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—
NO SISTER WHYY?!”

lizthelazylizard:

catbountry:

Tiny kitten demonstrates expert throat-slitting technique. Nature is amazing.

"Oh sibling kisses—

NO SISTER WHYY?!

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rapunzelie:

at lunch w/ my dear husband

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cute-overload:

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hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

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johrnlock:

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221badwolfstreet:

aswimmersparadise:

Let me tell you something about today. Today was the hottest day of the year in New Jersey, I woke up sweating despite air conditioning because it was 95 degrees. Now, i did what any logical person would do and I put on my favorite pair of shorts so i wouldn’t be sweating throughout the day.

        Even in my shorts i was sweating my balls off but I went through half of my day as normal, no boys stared at my ass or tried to grope me in public yet when i went to the the cafeteria a teacher told me to go to the office because he finds my shorts inappropriate. I head down to the office to find a group of girls wearing shorts and skirts sitting in a small room in the office, we where all ordered to call our parents or to change into the clothes they had offered us from the school store. These items of clothing included sweatpants and a large heavy sweatshirt. I obviously refused to where those because it was 95 degrees and when you are sweating the key to cool down is NOT to put on more clothes. They told me I would have to stay in that room the whole day if it came down to it.

      I was able to leave the office when my friend gave me a pair of yoga pants. The man who made me go down to the office brought down several other girls as I was leaving, at this point they didn’t care how long the shorts where they just sent everyone who was wearing a pair down. They warned me that if I put my shorts back on they would right me up. 

     I put them back on anyway because just walking down the hallway in those yoga pants made me faint, dizzy,and extremely hot. Thats the main issue, it is hot enough for people to pass out in school but to the school system they would rather a girl suffer from a heat stroke then to have a boy become  turned on. My shorts don’t say “COme fuck me in the middle of class” they say,”Its warm out”

The sexualizing of innocent students is not okay

Risking students health is not okay

and tHE LACK OF FEMINISM IN THE SCHOOL SYSTEM WILL NEVER BE OKAY

Today was literally horrible

I hate our school so much

I can’t reblog this enough omg

That’s because New Jersey sucks

*America sucks

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frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

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mr-egbutt:


WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

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starllex:

I don’t get how babies can cry at restaurants lol like nigga why you cryin there’s food around you rejoice

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